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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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