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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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