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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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