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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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