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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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