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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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