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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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