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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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