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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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