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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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