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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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