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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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