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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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