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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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