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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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