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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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