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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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