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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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