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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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