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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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