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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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