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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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