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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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