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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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