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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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