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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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