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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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