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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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