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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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