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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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