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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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