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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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