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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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