Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.