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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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