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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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