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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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