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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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