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Pet death
My
aunt
Wilma
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Jenkins
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a velociraptor 🦖
a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
an ostrich 🐦
a warthog 🐗
a crocodile 🐊
a hyena 🐺
a turkey 🦃
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