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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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