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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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