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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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