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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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