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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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