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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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