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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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