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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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