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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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