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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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