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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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